Before I begin this diatribe of vitriol, let it be known that my grand dislike for Tombstone Rashomon is nothing personal. Rather, this shall be an honest assessment of what I was forced to endure while watching this pointless, boring, forgettable film. I do not take any pleasure in my following sentiments other than being able to vent my disdain in a tighter duration than was the thankfully short 81-minute runtime of the feature in question.